Hurry Sister, we have lepers waiting.

August 8, 2007 - Wednesday

Hurry, Sister, we have lepers waiting. Current mood: cheerful Category: Blogging My husband made me watch Cannonball Run II today, and yes, the most fascinating part of the movie was seeing how drunk they ALL were. I had a day off today and I just sort of acted like I was off. That may sound strange, but it actually felt strange to do it. I was confused by one incident in particular today. I went to Old Navy to see if they had any baby clothes on sale (because I am still largely in denial about having a child at the end of this month and I'm not ready to commit to full price clothes). The center of the store had all these tent style dresses. I walked up and down the section. These dresses were huge. I am huge. I am totally confused. Old Navy doesn't carry maternity. I walked up and down the section. The people here will think I'm crazy if I think I could fit into these dresses. "But they're so huge," I thought. I finally decided that the Trussville location was the only place I could get away with trying on the dress (being far enough away from my normal Old Navy). As I walked to the back I laughed at the girl tending the dressing area. We both laughed at the situation, but I admitted that curiosity had gotten the best of me, and I had to know if it fit or not. Strangely enough, it did. And friends, it's a medium. I am under NO circumstances a medium. I think this is God's way of saying "sorry for the low-rider jeans and bohemian crud last time you were pregnant." I really had very little choice with that trend. So, it is you, the non-pregnant, that I wonder about. Anyway, this evening was Mena and my first "beauty day." I did a full spa treatment that included flower stickers on her fingernails, and sponge curlers in her hair. The final treat was a dessert of strawberries and whip cream. It was a blast.